Wednesday, August 30, 2006
7:00 PM
hellO!
back from Wild Wild Wet! hahaha so super fun la. all the slides and all. the best was the ULAR. omg. best best. too bad it was for 6 only. so johnny quite poor thing la. well. jun chang will touch his butt and make his day im sure. ah but it was kinda rainy. if it was sunny might have been better i guess. haha. shall upload the pics later.
ONE THING I CANT FORGET.
MYYYYYYYYYYY ANG MOH chio bu! omg. i dare say shes the prettiest ang moh i ever seen. as in real life la. see on comp so many alrdy. hehehhehehhee. anyway shes really very very very very x100000 pretty. we estimated she was prolly 10-12 yrs old? yeah around there. shes so freakin HAWT and sexy too la. in her green unforgetable bikini. kinda look like those roxy bikini kid model? omg her pretty face just makes everyone's day. ahhh. why did she have to go. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY. )))))):
WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
"and between now and then, till i see you again,i'll be lovin' you."love, me. HAHAHAHHA. SO GAY. ah i think im gonna die of missing her. hahaha.
then went to take train home. we occupied the whole row of seats in the mrt la. then this cutie neighbourhood gal with big eyes sharp nose and pretty hair walked and stood nearby. hahahaa. me jun and kasong were happily admiring her. then we turned to leo and chew. hahahahha. we all smiled and realised we have been eyeing the same sweet cute thing! hahahhaa.
i guess our whole team has the same good taste la eh. no pretty and cute chics can escape our eyes. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
aiya i miss my angmoh chio bu la. ))))))):
10:37 PM
HEYYYO.
today was b-o-r-i-n-g. sch was quite a waste of time. after sch, went down to my sister's sch to celebrate her bdae with her frens. omg. her frens are. weird? yeah. saw bdae songs ate cakes and came home.
well. today, august 29th is both my sister's and kang xiaojie's birthdays!
so.
BIG,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EUU( 2 ).
hahaha. (:
7:03 PM
yeahhhhhhh! arsenal lost and manutd won again! yeahhhhh. what a ownage start. hopefully chelsea drop points tonite too! manutd owns ur arseeeeeee.
anyway sunday has been rather boring. stayed at home and did nothing much.
yesterday:
went to meet fengshuo at bishan swim complex. tanned in the extremely powerful sun as he claims. well. if the sunlight is not strong means the sunlight is weak according to him. so i was just wondering. maybe there are super icemen behind the sun. everyday can control the power. so cool right. who knows la. they might be sitting there playing with some controller to operate the sun while making snowmen with their powerful ice hands? they prolly switched it to turbo mode ytd la. hot like paris hilton like that.
went down to town to shop for a chio singlet. hahaha. omg weekend towning is like watching porn with clothes on? o.0 how to watch porn? hhahaha. anyway heerens and pacific plaza was filled with unfeathered chicks all over. but well. i dun look at such ppl. i keep my eyes to myself. hahahahahhahaa.
anyway. no trng for sec3s till start of term4. all go gym gym gym! HARDCORE SOLIDCORE EVERYONE -SOMETHING-CORE!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
9:13 PM
yo!
today was super nice and cool. after a boring day of shit ass lessons in sch, headed down to heerens with fengshuo, chris, glenn and jhoornant. walked around quite a bit. looked for chio singlets and all. hahahha. bought my oh so chio NUM brazil yellow-green flip flops! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ah yeah oh yeah. -shaking that ass, shaking that ass-
then chew victor leo and all came to join us as we headed towards taka and wisma. omg i swear it was so fun we all laughed our kukubird and our abs started growing as huge as a huge, er, huge watermelon! hahahah we went past super expensive and classy shops like GUCCI and all. hahaha thought of all the funny things we could do. went into some shop with a super long name, then greg suggested, "eh why dun we ask them whether they could exchange 2bucks for 50cent coins?" hahahhaha. then we went in and victor was looking at some 300bucks female wallet. then some malay shop attendant came by and said "this is the new stocks." then victor imitated her tone! hahahahaha. omg. damn crazy.
then we went into HUGE BOSS. omg everyone in the shop really look damn BOSS. the ppl working there also dress like BOSS. the things there also damn BOSS. THE ITEMS SOLD THERE THE PRICE ALSO DAMN BLARDY
BOSS. hahahahaha. blardy hell one blazer cost about 3.5k. one purple tie cost about 180bucks. we calculated and results showed that we could buy 60 ri sch ties with that kinda money. o.0 berii de BOSS indeed.
ah so happy! chelsea lost to middlesbro! OMG. blardy bunch of pussies! buy so many players, spent so much money (the money they spend on losers can buy the whole huge BOSS la.) still cannot win a lao-pok team like middlesbro! hahahahhahah! they deserved to get spat on their backside! puiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
3:26 PM
ah woke up today just to find out that thanks to the shitass overated tottenham fc, who cant even win a lao-pok team like bolton wanderers, singapore pools will be safe-keeping my 5bucks. but with all due respect, im sorry but i will have to take it back next week. (:
ohwells. has been a boring weekend. thank goodness epl has began. looking forward to MAN UTD vs fulham later. :D
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
i'm still right here waiting.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
8:47 PM
WE LOST WITH PRIDE. cry no more. we played well. we gone far. so, raffles keep ur heads up high ;because we are going to continue to shine.
well got into 2 big shit incidents in one day. not exactly what one will like. and the best thing about them is, both trouble situations were saved by none other than, the tall handsome sexy superman-look-alike, MR TEO CHAI YAO! yes. he had to be there at both situations. lucky star? jinx? mmhmm.
anyway. started with the hayden thingy. that gualan guy irritated us again and chris swang a chair at him. yeah. then mr teo came by and kinda settled it. tho its not very much settled yet. "keep ur handphones on i might call u anytime." haha.
and the 2nd incident was at the finals. confrontation with acsi ppl. well. ever since the semi finals, they have been looking for trouble with bryan ng and all. today they came to confront us and we began arguing in a huge group. BUT GUESS WHAT. mr teo to the rescue! so cool la! he was like "ok guys. game over. lets go home." hahhaa. then yeah stopped. then at mrt we suay suay ran into them again. haha but nothing much la. they dun seem like the typical ahbengs who think of nothing but taking out their knife from their lanjiao to stab someone's boobs off.
i respect mr teo la. the way he handles problems. super cool guy. hes not the sort who just simply call ur parents and get things to them. but he starts to look into things and makes frens with u to understand u more. thats the difference between caring teachers and i-want-my-pay teachers.
english class today was super cool too. haha. since it was about LANGUAGE. we had the liberty to use any language in class to express ourselves. so us and even the teacher were fucking around pretty much. going la "fucks u!" and "motherfucker". hao seh de worxzxz de nehxzx de bahxzxz.
off to watch channel 8 show alrdy. the elder sister damn pretty la! ahhh! :D
9:06 PM
miie ishx happies.
hahahah sch was boring. as we had a free period from 10-12.30. jun chang kasong came over to my place and we indeed spent our time well. (:
then after the last lesson i chiong-ed history and ss assignments! yeahhhhh! big big thanks to jonat glenn leonard junc hang jeff and isbig for their finest contributions to the slow but steady success of the great One (me la.) the coffin i made for history turned out to be pretty nice and chio while the ss seems to be good yo!
anyway. the biggest thing in raffles is going on tmr! rugby finals! 4.45 at yck stadium! YEAHHHHHH. come on c div. euu can do it nehx!
RA-RA-RA-RAFFLES (worx)! :D
7:53 PM
hello!
havent been blogging for the past few days. i guess homework has been stacking up due to procastinating and all. blardy assignments. ):
anyway. come support ri in the rugby finals! yio chu kang stadium 4.45 kickoff! all come! yeah its all about the finals now. and besides that, yes i know this is out of point, BUT I JUST COLLECTED MY NEW SPECS! omg! its damn chio! its damn nice! its damn sexy! :DDD
sch has been boring i guess. esp maths. omg. financial maths. zzz. really can sleep. but as smart as we are. we produce a lil memory for one hell of a boring math lesson. (:
Thursday, August 10, 2006
9:16 PM
YO!
finally back from bert's house. haha. it was super eventful i guess.
started off pretty bad. got really struck in a huge traffic jam on the way to bert's. super crazy jam.
esp when u see crazy weirdos waving singapore flags crazily in the car next to yours. so yes. missed sgidol and the channel 8 show with the chio bu, arriving like super late. tho not the latest la. white leg kasong was kinda worse i guess. stuck in a jam at national stadium's multistorey carpark. zzz. i will rather run out and go crazy then stay inside a stagnant car la. well. so unfair. ministers and all dun get caught in jams. but we ppl do. EVERYONE IS EQUAL. fug that.
played super late into the
night morning till like 5. doing stuff like playing ps2, dota, play twister with two weird name-calling girls, and staring at bert's hot sec1 cousin. hahaha. she doesnt look like a sec1 la. too pretty alrdy. and she has a nice name too. too cheem for me to spell and pronounce la. hahaha.
anyway. today was super fun. went over to some hawker to get prata and walked back. hahaha. and as retarded as we are. we went to find trouble with something we all know as, dogs. hahaha. we walked around the estate of private houses with dogs ranging from small to big, fierce to CRAZY. hahahha. we went howling at this small dog like dumb arses then it kept barking like the bitch that it is. then we tot it was gone alrdy then all of a fucking sudden, it just appeared out of a small opening in the fence! OMG. &@#*(&#*(@&*(#&. son of a huge pussy help! we were so shocked we ran like freakin madnuts. only jun chang run abit then turn back and continue suaning the dog la. hahahaha. it kept barking but it eventually went back. but knn! while running i ran into chew and blardy fell la. hahahah. pangsai. super excitement la. got kick got kick. (:
ah super tired after only 3 hrs of sleep. NO SCH FOR ME TMR! :D
lub euu dmp!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
7:25 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
off to bert's hse for sleepover. ahhhhh. midnight multi-racial gay orgy!
:D
8:25 PM
SINGAPURA!
well sch celebrations are getting from bad to worse. last year i rmb we still had a concert dressing in weird t shrits. this year worse. go around the sch doing really dumb stuff. dead boring. the best thing was the roti prata and the fact that my class not picked to clean up the hall. i feel kinda bad tho. my mum bought me this "i love singapore!" t shirt but i din wear it. ahhaha. well. i think my sch u is "nice enough". (:
haha anw i feel damn kiddy la. like i wanna start my own family with many many kids like that. ahhaha. my chinese teacher's son is super cute la. and and the best thing was. i open my arms to ask him whether he wants me to carry and he actually walked acrossed to ask me to carry! hahahahhaha! damn cute la he! omg. next time i make sure i have loads and loads of kids. one whole bungalow or two penthouse units next to each other! ahhhh. paradise. :DDD
10:08 PM
ahhhhhhh damn happy la. we're in the rugby finals! yeahhhhhhhhh! super big sense of satisfaction seeing ur fellow peers getting into the finals after a hard fought 13-12 win! yeahhhhh! so happy. first finals for raffles in donkey years. im at cloud nine la. floating towards the moon. then im over the moon! yeahhhhhhh.
GO RAFFLES GO RAFFLES GO! :D
10:49 PM
hello! finally back after staying voer my cousin's place. omg cant believe this. we actually stayed up till 4am playing gunbound. yes. u did not see wrongly. but well. i can still use the cute cute hopping machine pretty well. pretty well.
just came back from a dessert supper at the hawkers! hahahah. whooped 2 bowls of chendol and a grass jelly attap seed! omg. damn nice la. ncier than my new white fbt shorts la. (:
and and while we were eating, we started talking about the beautiful art of human nature - shitting. (: started off with my uncle shitting and then washing his ass with the super powerful spray and according to my cousin "he blardy ends up shooting all his shit onto the toilet bowl. dirty bustard." hahahaha. then we started talked about how to deal with ur rectum when u shit in public without a toilet hose. most effective measure - fold toilet paper nicely and place it on ur underwear and nicely pull ur underwear up to prevent soiling it.
THAT REMINDS ME. basket. there was once i was having diahorrea then went for training. so after training i could feel all the shit caught up in my ass alrdy. basket i knew then it could not wait. I MUST GO TO THE TOILET. but. thanks to my retarded mindset of bringing my clothes to bathe also. i took another 5secs, which cost me DEARLY! just as i arrived at the toilet. THE SHIT NVR BUY TICKET JUST RUN OUT OF MY RECTUM INTO MY UNDERWEAR- MY FAVOURITE WHITE UNDERWEAR! &#*(@&#*(@&*(#&@*&#*@*# that was a truly saddening sight as i tossed my
brown underwear into the bin. ))))))):
hahahah ok im off to bed alrdy.
tmrs the big game c div! go raffles go raffles go! bring them down bring them down! (:
Thursday, August 03, 2006
9:27 PM
hellllooooooo.
sch was hectic today. one of my good frens is gonna be caned. ah that sucks la. he was so super pissed he walked into class, crushed the worksheet on the table and slammed the door shut. after that chandru asked him to come see him. he looked straight at him and shouted : "U GOT ME CANED NOW U DAMN HAPPY LA!" and walked out. sigh. well. hope things get better.
after sch went to gym with martin. ah my fucking wrist is screwed la. cant even do nuts. and when u twist it u get this "cracccck crack" sound. ah 1st time go gym nvr bench. sigh! die-ed-ed la. how sad. anyway. it was super hilarious la. we walked out of the gym and this guy who was gym-ing too, came to us and smiled. he was like "hey u guys smoke?" hahahahha wth la. im so freakin guai do i look like i smoke? haha. anyway i guess he was short of a lighter or something. we found it super hilarious tho. hahaha.
thou shall not smoke. (:
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
7:44 PM
heyyyyy pussies!
well nothing much really. havent been bloggin recently.
highlight of yesterday: FULL MARKS FOR MATHS TEST! :DDDDDDDD
first time in history. major breakthrough. applause pls. (:
then today had physics test. ah sucks la. hopefully i pass.
well. liyuan got himself into shit again. actually my class can be really fun. but its a class u can nvr get a true fren. a group of ppl might hang around with u and have loads of fun. but when it comes to group work and marks for grading, ppl can be really fucking selfish and make u feel like fucking crap. honestly. quite fucked up la. today physics cct. all the "frens" quickly form groups with the muggers they know. then ppl like me most of the time get left out. i dunno la. its really irritating i guess. whats wrong with working with ur best mates and at least having some fun together? fuck. u hear got group work only, the whole fucking class like some market. "muggers for lease."
well. that really pissed me off. esp when ur "good frens" actually leave u out. makes u feel like fucking crap. but now at least i know whos really a true fren. heh. oh btw. fuck u all.
had x country after sch. quite boring tho. i was a sweeper so had to walk with the LAST GUY in the race. omg. made me and chris feel like crap la. 3 freakin female teachers walk like they modelling like that. in the end, ppl finish the race in 20mins we took 1 hour cos of them. anyway. my house is TOP
from the bottom again! yeahhhhhhhh.
........
ahhhhhh crap la. vieira's going to inter milan! ah screw him. yesterday i call him ask him go man u he say dun want. torres also la! call him he tell me he like spain more. stupid botak.
..........
well. sg idol soon. go gayle! oh ya. shes out :(((((((((
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
7:00 PM
hellO!
back from Wild Wild Wet! hahaha so super fun la. all the slides and all. the best was the ULAR. omg. best best. too bad it was for 6 only. so johnny quite poor thing la. well. jun chang will touch his butt and make his day im sure. ah but it was kinda rainy. if it was sunny might have been better i guess. haha. shall upload the pics later.
ONE THING I CANT FORGET.
MYYYYYYYYYYY ANG MOH chio bu! omg. i dare say shes the prettiest ang moh i ever seen. as in real life la. see on comp so many alrdy. hehehhehehhee. anyway shes really very very very very x100000 pretty. we estimated she was prolly 10-12 yrs old? yeah around there. shes so freakin HAWT and sexy too la. in her green unforgetable bikini. kinda look like those roxy bikini kid model? omg her pretty face just makes everyone's day. ahhh. why did she have to go. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY. )))))):
WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
"and between now and then, till i see you again,i'll be lovin' you."love, me. HAHAHAHHA. SO GAY. ah i think im gonna die of missing her. hahaha.
then went to take train home. we occupied the whole row of seats in the mrt la. then this cutie neighbourhood gal with big eyes sharp nose and pretty hair walked and stood nearby. hahahaa. me jun and kasong were happily admiring her. then we turned to leo and chew. hahahahha. we all smiled and realised we have been eyeing the same sweet cute thing! hahahhaa.
i guess our whole team has the same good taste la eh. no pretty and cute chics can escape our eyes. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
aiya i miss my angmoh chio bu la. ))))))):
10:37 PM
HEYYYO.
today was b-o-r-i-n-g. sch was quite a waste of time. after sch, went down to my sister's sch to celebrate her bdae with her frens. omg. her frens are. weird? yeah. saw bdae songs ate cakes and came home.
well. today, august 29th is both my sister's and kang xiaojie's birthdays!
so.
BIG,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EUU( 2 ).
hahaha. (:
7:03 PM
yeahhhhhhh! arsenal lost and manutd won again! yeahhhhh. what a ownage start. hopefully chelsea drop points tonite too! manutd owns ur arseeeeeee.
anyway sunday has been rather boring. stayed at home and did nothing much.
yesterday:
went to meet fengshuo at bishan swim complex. tanned in the extremely powerful sun as he claims. well. if the sunlight is not strong means the sunlight is weak according to him. so i was just wondering. maybe there are super icemen behind the sun. everyday can control the power. so cool right. who knows la. they might be sitting there playing with some controller to operate the sun while making snowmen with their powerful ice hands? they prolly switched it to turbo mode ytd la. hot like paris hilton like that.
went down to town to shop for a chio singlet. hahaha. omg weekend towning is like watching porn with clothes on? o.0 how to watch porn? hhahaha. anyway heerens and pacific plaza was filled with unfeathered chicks all over. but well. i dun look at such ppl. i keep my eyes to myself. hahahahahhahaa.
anyway. no trng for sec3s till start of term4. all go gym gym gym! HARDCORE SOLIDCORE EVERYONE -SOMETHING-CORE!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
9:13 PM
yo!
today was super nice and cool. after a boring day of shit ass lessons in sch, headed down to heerens with fengshuo, chris, glenn and jhoornant. walked around quite a bit. looked for chio singlets and all. hahahha. bought my oh so chio NUM brazil yellow-green flip flops! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ah yeah oh yeah. -shaking that ass, shaking that ass-
then chew victor leo and all came to join us as we headed towards taka and wisma. omg i swear it was so fun we all laughed our kukubird and our abs started growing as huge as a huge, er, huge watermelon! hahahah we went past super expensive and classy shops like GUCCI and all. hahaha thought of all the funny things we could do. went into some shop with a super long name, then greg suggested, "eh why dun we ask them whether they could exchange 2bucks for 50cent coins?" hahahhaha. then we went in and victor was looking at some 300bucks female wallet. then some malay shop attendant came by and said "this is the new stocks." then victor imitated her tone! hahahahaha. omg. damn crazy.
then we went into HUGE BOSS. omg everyone in the shop really look damn BOSS. the ppl working there also dress like BOSS. the things there also damn BOSS. THE ITEMS SOLD THERE THE PRICE ALSO DAMN BLARDY
BOSS. hahahahaha. blardy hell one blazer cost about 3.5k. one purple tie cost about 180bucks. we calculated and results showed that we could buy 60 ri sch ties with that kinda money. o.0 berii de BOSS indeed.
ah so happy! chelsea lost to middlesbro! OMG. blardy bunch of pussies! buy so many players, spent so much money (the money they spend on losers can buy the whole huge BOSS la.) still cannot win a lao-pok team like middlesbro! hahahahhahah! they deserved to get spat on their backside! puiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
3:26 PM
ah woke up today just to find out that thanks to the shitass overated tottenham fc, who cant even win a lao-pok team like bolton wanderers, singapore pools will be safe-keeping my 5bucks. but with all due respect, im sorry but i will have to take it back next week. (:
ohwells. has been a boring weekend. thank goodness epl has began. looking forward to MAN UTD vs fulham later. :D
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
i'm still right here waiting.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
8:47 PM
WE LOST WITH PRIDE. cry no more. we played well. we gone far. so, raffles keep ur heads up high ;because we are going to continue to shine.
well got into 2 big shit incidents in one day. not exactly what one will like. and the best thing about them is, both trouble situations were saved by none other than, the tall handsome sexy superman-look-alike, MR TEO CHAI YAO! yes. he had to be there at both situations. lucky star? jinx? mmhmm.
anyway. started with the hayden thingy. that gualan guy irritated us again and chris swang a chair at him. yeah. then mr teo came by and kinda settled it. tho its not very much settled yet. "keep ur handphones on i might call u anytime." haha.
and the 2nd incident was at the finals. confrontation with acsi ppl. well. ever since the semi finals, they have been looking for trouble with bryan ng and all. today they came to confront us and we began arguing in a huge group. BUT GUESS WHAT. mr teo to the rescue! so cool la! he was like "ok guys. game over. lets go home." hahhaa. then yeah stopped. then at mrt we suay suay ran into them again. haha but nothing much la. they dun seem like the typical ahbengs who think of nothing but taking out their knife from their lanjiao to stab someone's boobs off.
i respect mr teo la. the way he handles problems. super cool guy. hes not the sort who just simply call ur parents and get things to them. but he starts to look into things and makes frens with u to understand u more. thats the difference between caring teachers and i-want-my-pay teachers.
english class today was super cool too. haha. since it was about LANGUAGE. we had the liberty to use any language in class to express ourselves. so us and even the teacher were fucking around pretty much. going la "fucks u!" and "motherfucker". hao seh de worxzxz de nehxzx de bahxzxz.
off to watch channel 8 show alrdy. the elder sister damn pretty la! ahhh! :D
9:06 PM
miie ishx happies.
hahahah sch was boring. as we had a free period from 10-12.30. jun chang kasong came over to my place and we indeed spent our time well. (:
then after the last lesson i chiong-ed history and ss assignments! yeahhhhh! big big thanks to jonat glenn leonard junc hang jeff and isbig for their finest contributions to the slow but steady success of the great One (me la.) the coffin i made for history turned out to be pretty nice and chio while the ss seems to be good yo!
anyway. the biggest thing in raffles is going on tmr! rugby finals! 4.45 at yck stadium! YEAHHHHHH. come on c div. euu can do it nehx!
RA-RA-RA-RAFFLES (worx)! :D
7:53 PM
hello!
havent been blogging for the past few days. i guess homework has been stacking up due to procastinating and all. blardy assignments. ):
anyway. come support ri in the rugby finals! yio chu kang stadium 4.45 kickoff! all come! yeah its all about the finals now. and besides that, yes i know this is out of point, BUT I JUST COLLECTED MY NEW SPECS! omg! its damn chio! its damn nice! its damn sexy! :DDD
sch has been boring i guess. esp maths. omg. financial maths. zzz. really can sleep. but as smart as we are. we produce a lil memory for one hell of a boring math lesson. (:
Thursday, August 10, 2006
9:16 PM
YO!
finally back from bert's house. haha. it was super eventful i guess.
started off pretty bad. got really struck in a huge traffic jam on the way to bert's. super crazy jam.
esp when u see crazy weirdos waving singapore flags crazily in the car next to yours. so yes. missed sgidol and the channel 8 show with the chio bu, arriving like super late. tho not the latest la. white leg kasong was kinda worse i guess. stuck in a jam at national stadium's multistorey carpark. zzz. i will rather run out and go crazy then stay inside a stagnant car la. well. so unfair. ministers and all dun get caught in jams. but we ppl do. EVERYONE IS EQUAL. fug that.
played super late into the
night morning till like 5. doing stuff like playing ps2, dota, play twister with two weird name-calling girls, and staring at bert's hot sec1 cousin. hahaha. she doesnt look like a sec1 la. too pretty alrdy. and she has a nice name too. too cheem for me to spell and pronounce la. hahaha.
anyway. today was super fun. went over to some hawker to get prata and walked back. hahaha. and as retarded as we are. we went to find trouble with something we all know as, dogs. hahaha. we walked around the estate of private houses with dogs ranging from small to big, fierce to CRAZY. hahahha. we went howling at this small dog like dumb arses then it kept barking like the bitch that it is. then we tot it was gone alrdy then all of a fucking sudden, it just appeared out of a small opening in the fence! OMG. &@#*(&#*(@&*(#&. son of a huge pussy help! we were so shocked we ran like freakin madnuts. only jun chang run abit then turn back and continue suaning the dog la. hahahaha. it kept barking but it eventually went back. but knn! while running i ran into chew and blardy fell la. hahahah. pangsai. super excitement la. got kick got kick. (:
ah super tired after only 3 hrs of sleep. NO SCH FOR ME TMR! :D
lub euu dmp!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
7:25 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
off to bert's hse for sleepover. ahhhhh. midnight multi-racial gay orgy!
:D
8:25 PM
SINGAPURA!
well sch celebrations are getting from bad to worse. last year i rmb we still had a concert dressing in weird t shrits. this year worse. go around the sch doing really dumb stuff. dead boring. the best thing was the roti prata and the fact that my class not picked to clean up the hall. i feel kinda bad tho. my mum bought me this "i love singapore!" t shirt but i din wear it. ahhaha. well. i think my sch u is "nice enough". (:
haha anw i feel damn kiddy la. like i wanna start my own family with many many kids like that. ahhaha. my chinese teacher's son is super cute la. and and the best thing was. i open my arms to ask him whether he wants me to carry and he actually walked acrossed to ask me to carry! hahahahhaha! damn cute la he! omg. next time i make sure i have loads and loads of kids. one whole bungalow or two penthouse units next to each other! ahhhh. paradise. :DDD
10:08 PM
ahhhhhhh damn happy la. we're in the rugby finals! yeahhhhhhhhh! super big sense of satisfaction seeing ur fellow peers getting into the finals after a hard fought 13-12 win! yeahhhhh! so happy. first finals for raffles in donkey years. im at cloud nine la. floating towards the moon. then im over the moon! yeahhhhhhh.
GO RAFFLES GO RAFFLES GO! :D
10:49 PM
hello! finally back after staying voer my cousin's place. omg cant believe this. we actually stayed up till 4am playing gunbound. yes. u did not see wrongly. but well. i can still use the cute cute hopping machine pretty well. pretty well.
just came back from a dessert supper at the hawkers! hahahah. whooped 2 bowls of chendol and a grass jelly attap seed! omg. damn nice la. ncier than my new white fbt shorts la. (:
and and while we were eating, we started talking about the beautiful art of human nature - shitting. (: started off with my uncle shitting and then washing his ass with the super powerful spray and according to my cousin "he blardy ends up shooting all his shit onto the toilet bowl. dirty bustard." hahahaha. then we started talked about how to deal with ur rectum when u shit in public without a toilet hose. most effective measure - fold toilet paper nicely and place it on ur underwear and nicely pull ur underwear up to prevent soiling it.
THAT REMINDS ME. basket. there was once i was having diahorrea then went for training. so after training i could feel all the shit caught up in my ass alrdy. basket i knew then it could not wait. I MUST GO TO THE TOILET. but. thanks to my retarded mindset of bringing my clothes to bathe also. i took another 5secs, which cost me DEARLY! just as i arrived at the toilet. THE SHIT NVR BUY TICKET JUST RUN OUT OF MY RECTUM INTO MY UNDERWEAR- MY FAVOURITE WHITE UNDERWEAR! &#*(@&#*(@&*(#&@*&#*@*# that was a truly saddening sight as i tossed my
brown underwear into the bin. ))))))):
hahahah ok im off to bed alrdy.
tmrs the big game c div! go raffles go raffles go! bring them down bring them down! (:
Thursday, August 03, 2006
9:27 PM
hellllooooooo.
sch was hectic today. one of my good frens is gonna be caned. ah that sucks la. he was so super pissed he walked into class, crushed the worksheet on the table and slammed the door shut. after that chandru asked him to come see him. he looked straight at him and shouted : "U GOT ME CANED NOW U DAMN HAPPY LA!" and walked out. sigh. well. hope things get better.
after sch went to gym with martin. ah my fucking wrist is screwed la. cant even do nuts. and when u twist it u get this "cracccck crack" sound. ah 1st time go gym nvr bench. sigh! die-ed-ed la. how sad. anyway. it was super hilarious la. we walked out of the gym and this guy who was gym-ing too, came to us and smiled. he was like "hey u guys smoke?" hahahahha wth la. im so freakin guai do i look like i smoke? haha. anyway i guess he was short of a lighter or something. we found it super hilarious tho. hahaha.
thou shall not smoke. (:
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
7:44 PM
heyyyyy pussies!
well nothing much really. havent been bloggin recently.
highlight of yesterday: FULL MARKS FOR MATHS TEST! :DDDDDDDD
first time in history. major breakthrough. applause pls. (:
then today had physics test. ah sucks la. hopefully i pass.
well. liyuan got himself into shit again. actually my class can be really fun. but its a class u can nvr get a true fren. a group of ppl might hang around with u and have loads of fun. but when it comes to group work and marks for grading, ppl can be really fucking selfish and make u feel like fucking crap. honestly. quite fucked up la. today physics cct. all the "frens" quickly form groups with the muggers they know. then ppl like me most of the time get left out. i dunno la. its really irritating i guess. whats wrong with working with ur best mates and at least having some fun together? fuck. u hear got group work only, the whole fucking class like some market. "muggers for lease."
well. that really pissed me off. esp when ur "good frens" actually leave u out. makes u feel like fucking crap. but now at least i know whos really a true fren. heh. oh btw. fuck u all.
had x country after sch. quite boring tho. i was a sweeper so had to walk with the LAST GUY in the race. omg. made me and chris feel like crap la. 3 freakin female teachers walk like they modelling like that. in the end, ppl finish the race in 20mins we took 1 hour cos of them. anyway. my house is TOP
from the bottom again! yeahhhhhhhh.
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ahhhhhh crap la. vieira's going to inter milan! ah screw him. yesterday i call him ask him go man u he say dun want. torres also la! call him he tell me he like spain more. stupid botak.
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well. sg idol soon. go gayle! oh ya. shes out :(((((((((
